So many men are looking for an “Instant Fix” when it comes to beefing up their
pick-up game. One of the easiest techniques of David DeAngelo’s entire
repertoire of dating tips to master is the Cocky Comedy (or as some people call
it Cocky and Funny) routine. If you don't have ANY of David's programs,
you at least need to try Cocky Comedy. It is a staple of the successful
dating life that YOU want to have.
The thing about Cocky Comedy is that it can be used by any man, anywhere, and
its much more than a “routine” to make a woman laugh. Cocky Comedy is all about
presenting an image of an alpha male, the image of a cool, relaxed
man-in-charge. The entire premise is to CREATE ATTRACTION.
One of the great things about Cocky Comedy is that you can start using it by
simply learning a few proven "lines" then getting out there and trying them out.
It's a great way to practice and the best part is that you will see INSTANT
RESULTS.
So what ARE just a few of these “Magic Pick Up Lines”? Well, here are just a
couple…
· If my friend is hanging out with a woman and she asks him if something she is
wearing looks bad... or if she asks him: "Do I look fat in these pants?" he'll
reply, "Only if you have sight..."
· She tells you to have a good day - tell her “Don’t tell me what to do! I don’t
even know you and you’re already ordering me around!”
· You see a girl coming through the bar that you want to talk to - step out
right in front of her to block her from where she is going. When she looks at
you like, “Hello??” say to her, “Were you trying to get through here?” She’ll be
like, “Well, ya!” and say, “Oh, well, no. You can’t”.
· She tells you she likes you. Say, “I like me too!”
· I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house?
· What’s a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this - OOPS!!!
Here is an entire list of what else you will learn with the Cocky Comedy
program:
· How to blend Cocky Comedy with your natural personality in a way that will
allow you to feel comfortable while getting amazing responses from women
· How to use Cocky Comedy in your phone conversations with women to smoothly and
easily set up dates
· A Cocky & Funny answering machine message that practically forces a woman drop
whatever she’s doing and call you back the MINUTE she hears it
· A hilarious way to break the ice with a hot woman who’s behind the cash
register at a store using witty humor at its finest
· 3 playful Cocky & Funny moves you can use to spice up any date and make it the
best time she’s ever had with a man without using stupid jokes
· A technique to use AFTER you make eye contact with a woman that “breaks the
ice” and gets HER to approach YOU… even if she’s across the room!
· A funny “trick” you can play on a “snooty” woman that will instantly get her
laughing and in a great mood
· What to say to a woman when she’s in your bedroom if you want to guarantee
that she’ll COME BACK AGAIN (this one is great because it’s DAMN funny, too)
· A smooth and easy way to meet a woman on an elevator (or in any confined space
where you don’t have much time)
· A secret weapon used by guys who are “naturals with women” you can learn in
literally 5 minutes that gives you an instant advantage with REALLY ATTRACTIVE
women… the kind that most guys would consider “out of their league”
· A simple exercise you can use to get your “inner game” match to your new
skills in a way that makes your Cocky Comedy flow naturally
· A fantastic way to make every waitress in a restaurant love you… even if the
one you like isn’t serving you!
· Great comebacks to use when a woman busts on you or rejects you that will
immediately put the power in your hands
· The 10 “Laws Of Cocky Comedy” – The master’s step-by-step plan that will cut
YEARS off of your development and have you naturally using Cocky Comedy
comfortably in less than 3 days
· How to use HUMOR to make any woman think you are a “sex god”… even if you have
little or no sexual experience (and it won't come off in an "offensive" way)
· A funny way to meet a woman in a restaurant that’s guaranteed to make an
impression... and get her attention focused on YOU
· An amazing, FUN (and much cheaper) alternative to a “date” that women love
START learning Cocky Comedy in the Double Your Dating eBook!
