Pick up lines!! One of the most frequent requests I get from my readers are
requests not simply for dating tips, but for pickup lines. If you ever say to a
woman, “What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?” I will personally
hunt you down and smack you in the head.
There are many more ways to break the ice with a good pick up line. Some of them
are totally off the wall, and these are my favorites, personally. You need to
get the woman off guard, get her intrigued immediately and thinking, “Hey, THIS
guy is unusual!”
So, what kind of pick up line can you use? Here are some of my favorites:
*Walk up to her and say “Pink Grasshopper”. She says, “What??” You say, “I
Just wanted to break the ice! My name is….”
*HI, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he is somewhere in my
bedroom….
*Excuse me, can I borrow your phone number? I seem to have lost mine….
*Be different from the other women, just say yes!
*Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute!
*Did you come here to meet a nice guy? Will I do?
*Do you want to dance, or should I just go screw myself?
*Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
*Wanna go halves on a bastard?
*My name is **** - thought you should know so you know what to scream later.
*Grab your jacket – you just scored! Let’s go!
Ok – other than the cheesy attention getters like that, there are many other
ways to use a “pick up line” that is much more serious but highly effective.
Consider what David Deangelo says in his Double Your Dating
eBook…
“If I’m in an environment that has a lot of people, and I’m with a friend, I
like to start by asking a woman for her ‘opinion’ on something. Here’s how it
happens… first of all, I keep my eyes open for current affairs and interesting
trivia that involves gender differences and tension. This makes for amazing
conversation openers with hot, intelligent women.
My latest favorite: “Hey, let me ask you a question. My friend and I were
talking about something, and I think we need a female perspective…” (This is a
killer, by the way. It’s taken me a long time to figure this one out… but it
kicks ass). Then I say, “I was just looking on the Internet… and did you know
that the average woman in America is 5’ 4”, weighs 150 pounds, and wears a size
14?”
Little facts like that are great – it shows the woman you are intelligent and
maybe even (GASP) well read! Consider other trivia like this….
· There is actually a law in Ohio that states it is illegal to have sex in any
other position other than the missionary position!
· A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue! (Adding…but I have a VERY LONG
tongue!)
· Rubber Bands last longer when refrigerated – but I would not recommend doing
that with any other type of “rubber”!
· 30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with
their spouse or boyfriends.
· Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”.
· Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
In other words, creativity is the key to a successful pickup line. Be sure to
remember, though, that a pick up line is meant to break the ice with a woman or
group of women, not to get the woman to fall into bed with you that minute!
