Guys wanting dating advice are always asking me how to talk to women and how to keep the attraction going when meeting women or going on a date. Flat out – one of the best ways to keep a woman interested is to learn how to BE FUNNY. I always recommend my readers check out David DeAngelo’s Cocky Comedy course, but this article is going to give you seven tips right out of the Double Your Dating eBook on how to be funny. Trust me, even YOU can do this!
Alright, so what you need to learn is how to use a few things to make quick, witty comments that will amp up her attraction. I hear you, though, asking me how a smart-assed remark is going to make a woman attracted to you. Trust me friend – if you want a beautiful woman, you cannot trip all over yourself like a love-sick toady. You have to show that you are not intimidated by her and that you can take her or leave her. A great way to do this and to display confidence is through the use of humor – not class clown humor – sharp, witty humor.
Ok, so on to the tips from David DeAngelo….
First – You remember Joey from Friends? Remember how Joey made the phrase “Hi – how are you?” into a sexually laden comment? Well, you need to start doing the same sort of thing by looking for sexual innuendo in every situation and using that to charge her with trying to seduce you before you even really know her. For example, if she says, “Well, it’s getting late, and I think it’s time I head off to bed”, you say, “Bed? Already? You haven’t even bought me dinner yet! What would your mother say?”
Second – if someone gives a really emotional response to something, ask them, “How do you REALLY feel about it?” So one thing she could say is “I just HATE it when waiters take too long!” you ask her, “How do you REALLY feel about it?” Your sarcastic comment will bring out the ridiculousness of the heat of the remark compared to the real situation.
Third – and one of my personal favorites -exaggerate. One thing Tyler Durden used to say is “Whatever you are saying you like, say it is the “BEST ____ EVER!!” Like, “This is the BEST SHIRT EVER!” ina really emphatic way. Or you can also really turn it around on a woman when she is fishing for a compliment, and she says something like “This shirt makes my boobs look too big” you can say “Well, I was not going to mention it, but I was thinking about propping a lawn chair under them to keep out of the sun today….” Beware – you may get a solid punch for that, but its worth it. (If she hits you, by the way, you ALWAYS smack her ass). And if she gets violent like that – keep it up!! You are doing it right!
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The fourth thing you can do is great. Say, “Anyway” and look away fast after making a wise-ass comment. An example – if someone says, “That guy looks like a total DORK” say, “Oh, I thought he was your twin – anyway” (look away quickly). Looking away is really important, and saying “anyway” let’s you move into another element of the conversation. Keep your face straight, too, if you can, that always makes it even funnier.
A fifth tip on being funny from David DeAngelo – try to connect things happening around you to current events in a comical way. If a guy with a pale complexion walks by, say, “Check it out – its Edward Cullen!” If a woman starts talking about how she just bought herself a new car, say, “I hope it’s not one of those you can fold up and put in your purse….” (These may be funny now, but in a year or two no one will get them, so be sure to keep up to date on things!)
The sixth tip – always intentionally misinterpret what a woman says. If you say, “Let’s run over to the pizza shop and grab a bite to eat ” and the girl says, “Let’s do it”, turn to her and say, “Let’s do it? You mean right here? I was hungry, but I can wait if you insist!”
The last tip is – even if you think you are hilarious, TRY not to laugh at your own jokes very often. If you can maintain a poker face, it will make each of these situations even funnier and increase the tension.
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